This page is inspired from manual-of-me-short-introduction. It is an exercise for the reader to establish the level of seriousness or sarcasm contained within.
Quiet and low lighting.
Coffee machine adjacent.
I don’t hotdesk. Without a fixed place, my OCD will trigger.
I’m available in TZ=CET between 10–12 and 14–17 and 20–22.
Outside those hours ping me first because insomnia and kids means my schedule can get real weird real fast.
Never contact me when I’m on vacation or sick unless its really urgent (e.g. the Data Centre is on fire).
Tasking and scheduling is best done via email.
Quick questions via iMessage or FaceTime Audio if its easier to explain than type.
I eschew Discord, IRC, Matrix, Slack, and Teams.
Send an email.
Request a video chat.
Request a IRL meetup: I’ll bring coffee, but you’re responsible for croissants and/or schnecken12.
Time to reflect because: measure twice cut once.
Pointless bureaucracy and presentism.
People who need constant validation.
Working with professionals who just get on with the work sans drama.
I am incoherent before the second cup of coffee in the day.
INTJ.
Tabs not spaces.